Oops I tripped and fell on my Buzz Lightyear doll and it got stuck up my butt

I tripped and fell ... honest. "Sometimes patients tell us that they were doing some type of household chore in the nude when they 'fell' or 'tripped' or 'jumped into bed' and 'landed on the object'. http://digg.com/news/offbeat/oops_i_tripped_and_fell_on_my_buzz_lightyear_doll_and_it_got_stuck_up_my_butt